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Colonel Flagg: "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number...."
Mrs. Randall Adkins: "... oh no i don't."
Colonel Flagg: "there's no Michael here, you have the wrong number."
Mrs. Randall Adkins: ".... oh no i don't"
Colonel Flagg: "...there's no fucking Michael here."
Mrs. Randall Adkins: "...now wait a minute...."
Colonel Flagg: "Now wait a minute on what? What part of "Michael isn't fucking here" don't you understand?"
Mrs. Randall Adkins: "...you're rude."
Colonel Flagg: "you fucking called me, it's a wrong number and you want me to be nice?"
Mrs. Randall Adkins: (she was dumbfounded.) "..duh.."
Colonel Flagg: "...you're a fucking idiot. hangup the phone bitch and end a call to the rude mother fucker you accidently called...."

Man, that felt really good. Now i am all happy and stuff. Now if her old man would come over and want to fight.. my week would be complete.

The_Colonel

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